That's right fuckers, I reserve the right to conclude any ongoing series I want at any time. Since I've already revealed to my fellow visionaries that the entire contest was going to be a push, I'll just summarize.
Kari Byron - Stop dying your hair, you had a perfect shade going.
Deanne Bell - Your asymmetrical smile owns me, and I dig long, dark, straight hair.
Conclusion - Push.
We Pumanthers are quite impatient.
So fuck you, imaginary guy that just happened to stumble across this blog accidentally and doesn't like that I didn't complete the series. I have more important prey to kill.
Until next time, keep your crunches tight.
- Sweetness
And where the fuck is the rest of my squad? I'm carrying this blog. I'm like Peyton Manning if he were playing for this year's Dolphins. Step your shit up.
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