Grizzly bears are awesome.
If your daughter thinks that Paris Hilton's life is in any way interesting, you've gotta feel like you somewhat failed as a father.
How long before Bed Bugs really take over the world?
Wolves are just as awesome as grizzly bears. Possibly even more awesome.
True story: my cousin (who is about 20 years older than me) bought a wolf puppy and raised it himself for a little over a year. I, as a 4 or 5 year old boy, was actually lucky enough to have the experience of playing with a wolf puppy. A wolf has sat on my lap, it has licked my face. My child hands were in the mouth of a wolf, and it gently and playfully gnawed on my fingers. Wolves are awesome.
Unfortunately, after about 16-18 months, it was just getting too big, and too independent. My cousin awoke in the middle of the night to find the wolf sitting and staring at him from across the room. Two thoughts went through his mind:
1) This thing could completely maul me right now if it wanted to.
2) He really belongs with other wolves, not in my apartment.
He gave him to a zoo. I can’t remember which one.
The NFL should really get rid of the Pro Bowl.
I get paid to do basically nothing tomorrow. Though that will change quickly.
Pitchers and catchers report this week.
- Eli
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