Seriously, who gives a bat to a bear? Why invite that kind of....bearitude? It's a vicious wild animal, kept in captivity, waiting for its chance to strike. What, the claws aren't enough? He has to be able to knock my head off my shoulders with a bat before devouring my brain like a plate of spaghetti?
And think of the little Asian children. Christ. Like fish in a barrel. Or a stream. Regardless, you know he loves fish.
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Seriously, who gives a bat to a bear? Why invite that kind of....bearitude? It's a vicious wild animal, kept in captivity, waiting for its chance to strike. What, the claws aren't enough? He has to be able to knock my head off my shoulders with a bat before devouring my brain like a plate of spaghetti?
And think of the little Asian children. Christ. Like fish in a barrel. Or a stream. Regardless, you know he loves fish.
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