Friday, June 13, 2008

Riff Raff and Thugs

First of all, to find three things I want to post about in 1 day is remarkable. But then again, I took today off, and have just been peru'sin USA around the internet. But this shit slays me deep. I apologize ahead of time for my use of cuss words and simple sentences, but I'm angry.

Here's the mother fucking source

Here's your headline:
Papelbon says Red Sox still owe Rays for brawl
Now, right there. If you've seen any of whats happened with this, you should be fuming. Unless you are a blind Red Sox fan, which is NOT an excuse.

Papelbon just shot up to the top of my list of classless dick heads in baseball, I don't care how good he is. Him and Youkilis share the crown I think. He says:
All I got to say is what comes around goes around, man. Payback's a b----, I'll tell you what.
Oh really? Well first, congrats on sounding like a redneck moron. A story: These days, the city of Baltimore is made up of a bunch of young professionals, older couples, and otherwise good people. But then you have the old locals that are holding on to the dump of a row home that they live in. You can find these people walking the streets in the middle of the day (GET A FUCKING JOB), shirtless, lighting cigarettes, cursing, spitting, and either talking to themselves, or talking to someone else about some of the DUMBEST tough guy shit you'd ever hear. And this applies to women as well. And these people LOOK like hell. Ravaged by crack and alcohol, they're probably 2o years younger than they look. And when I read this sentence from Papelbon, I can't help but put it to the voice of one of these fucking riff raff walking down the streets. I swear to god I heard a trashy ass woman saying to her other worthless thug friend just yesterday, "Alls I got to say is, she better fuckin' show up cause that bitch owes me 5 dollars, I'll tell you what." My God, what a life you're leading. I digress.

So this all started when Coco Crisp slid real hard into second on a stolen base attempt. James Shields retaliated by hitting him in the lower body in a later at-bat. This all should be over at this point. But Crisp's a fucking thug who's flat out NOT very good at baseball and maybe frustrated by his diminished playing time, so he decides to charge the mound. That's when this occurred:











And by "this" I mean, when James Shields almost knocked Coco Crisps' fucking lights out. A bench clearing brawl ensued in which Coco got his ass handed to him by Johnny Gomes, but I'm sure some Red Sox got a few punches in themselves. Either way, the issue isn't about whether the teams are "even now," the issue is that Papelbon thinks because he's on his local sports talk show, he can say what he wants without repercussion because his Boston cronies will back him up. And that now both teams will have an even more dangerous rematch when they play again on June 30 because the Fucking Thug Papelbon thought he could say whatever the hell he wants. And I say dangerous because we're talking about 90 MPH baseballs hitting people.

MLB should immediately come out and say that ANY retaliation from either team in their next game will result in an immediate ejection and a fine/suspension. Put this shit to bed. But, HOOEY THE RATINGS WILL BE THROUGH THE ROOF!

I don't expect much from this, if fines or suspensions are handed out, I'm sure they will be drops in a hat. And it may end up being just a plunk in the ass or two, with no one getting hurt or anything. But on the slight chance that someone does get seriously injured, the first person I'm blaming is Papelbon for acting like a fucking childish thug. Its a good thing he's safe in the later innings.

Man and I thought hating the Yankees in the 90's and early 2000's was easy.

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