Saturday, July 5, 2008

Alien Sex: Polar Bears

Weekend Quickie:

I know the World Wildlife Fund won a lawsuit against the World Wrestling Federation, but seeing a polar bear on a floating piece of ice in the middle of a frozen ocean loses most of its meaning when you ask me to donate to the "WWF." It just makes me laugh. I think of the Ultimate Warrior, Macho Man Randy Savage, or Superfly Jimmy Snuka bounding from the top rope to deliver an elbow drop the likes of which the polar ice caps have never seen.

Pick your battles.

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