Alien Sex: Come On

The people of China were apparently offended by several American cyclists choosing to wear masks while arriving at the Beijing airport. This was a great sign of disrespect to The People's Republic, supposedly. You know what else is offensive? Air pollution 5 times worse than Los Angeles. That offends me. As does the notion that a human being must waive the right to actually breathe oxygen when he or she goes to China. Get over yourselves. Your country smells like burning tires. If you stopped making tube socks for Wal-Mart for just 5 minutes and actually went outside, you'd know that. Come on.