Sunday, September 7, 2008

Holy Fuck

The Bush Administration, purveyor of "small government" and enemy of social security, has now enacted the two single most important big government bills SINCE social security. The Patriot Act increased the scope and size of Federal Government in America by at least 50%, and now comes news that they will be taking over Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Not only will the feds continue to listen to your phone calls, but they might even use said phone calls against you to deny you a home loan.

As with all politicians and all political parties in the history of the world, the Bush Administration is in favor of small government only when it suits their electoral needs. Comparing Republicans to fascists and Nazis has always been the go-to insult for liberals. Well, it is now appropriate to yell "Go back to Russia, Commies!" at any Republicans you happen to see walking down the street.

Trust me, they travel in groups.

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