Lemme Juss: Reignite!

Lets toss some shit up in this bitch.

Batman/Superman Conversations:

Batman: Yo.

Superman: Hola, ese. What's happening over in The Goth?

Bats: Oh, ya know, depravity and societal breakdown, standard.

Supes: I know how that is! Not really actually, I'm more of a "cosmic forces and godlike clashes" guy myself. I am having a bit of a personal issue though...

Bats: Here we go...

Supes: I'm starting to wonder if Lois still has it for me, you know? I feel like she's lost that lovin' feeling. She hasn't even asked me to bone in midair 1000 feet above Metropolis in like, 3 weeks. She used to love that shit! And now she always makes me take the tights off, like they're socks or something! I had a special flap made just for quickies...

Bats: Ya know, dude, I'm getting a little sick of always talking about your problems. I try to have a simple conversation...the most important part of that story? You can fly. Quit bitching.

Supes: That's your response to everything. Grow up.

(Batman gives Superman the double-bird and jumps off a building)

Supes: I wish he wasn't so moody. He can be very hurtful when he gets like that. Oh! Time to go jerk off while holding a piece of kryptonite.

(PSM): Never attempt Auto-erotic Kryptonyxiation without a partner present.)